Highlighted Laughs

Sometimes a joke or particular phrasing hits me in just the right way where I not only laugh but write it down to look back on and laugh again. I always end up deleting or throwing away these notes, because what exactly am I going to do with them? It turns out: make this page.

This is obviously not an exhaustive list of my favorite jokes or quotes that made me laugh the hardest or anything, it's just a way to compile all of these and look back on them easily.

• (in response to someone talking about how good apple cider is) "we've found the winter night enjoyer in the chat" - Tom Walker
• "fear and hunger has an unpleasantness to it. fear and hunger... i don't care for fear and hunger" - Off the Deep End
• "and that would be the worst thing to ever happen, so I count it as a possibility" - Amateur Hour
• "this is not pre-ordained" - Amateur Hour, referring to the outcome of a football game
• "it predates fujoshi-bait. well, maybe not predates. fujoshi have existed since the beginning of time." - Ojisancast